Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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