yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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