He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
soo... how was my night?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
