If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
