careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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