Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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