we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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