Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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