Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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