I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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