you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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