He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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