White coat. Heels.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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