spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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