PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
