with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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