let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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