YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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