just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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