Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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