He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Can I color on your dick again?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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