So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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