Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Floor bacon is actually really good
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize