you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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