Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
This is my gift to your gina
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
