Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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