Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
