we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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