YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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