At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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