guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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