Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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