"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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