ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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