Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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