Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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