She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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