You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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