I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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