it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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