would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
How naked do you want me to be?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
