Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
