I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
