I love black thongs
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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