two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Randomize
