He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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