How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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