we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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