it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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