Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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