If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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