The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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