Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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