please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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