I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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